I hope you like fun, because as you might have guessed, this page is about FUN. So if you don’t like fun, or if you’re not a fun person, or if you don’t like fun things, or if you like fun things but you’re just not in a fun mood, then you should probably leave now.
Joke!
A guy goes to the hardware store to buy some insecticde. He hold up a box and asks the store manager, " Is this stuff good for beetles?" The manager replies, " NO, it'll kill 'em"
A guy goes to the hardware store to buy some insecticde. He hold up a box and asks the store manager, " Is this stuff good for beetles?" The manager replies, " NO, it'll kill 'em"
Mindtwister
What's The Word? (answers at bottom of page)
There is a common English word that is NINE letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word: from nine letters down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?
What's The Word? (answers at bottom of page)
There is a common English word that is NINE letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word: from nine letters down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?
Joke Time
Two Dogs Please
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.
"Two dogs, please," said one. The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs.'
The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"
Two Dogs Please
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.
"Two dogs, please," said one. The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs.'
The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"
Mindtwister
EIGHT COINS (answers at bottom of page)
You have eight coins, but one of them is a fake. The fake coin weighs slightly less than the real coins. You also have a simple scale to compare their weights. It is possible to determine which coin out of the eight is the fake using the scales only twice. Can you figure out how?
EIGHT COINS (answers at bottom of page)
You have eight coins, but one of them is a fake. The fake coin weighs slightly less than the real coins. You also have a simple scale to compare their weights. It is possible to determine which coin out of the eight is the fake using the scales only twice. Can you figure out how?
Joke Time
A little girl walks up to her Mom and says "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" Her mom replies "Because when you were a baby, a single rose petal fell on your head." Another daughter walks up and says "Mom, why did you name me Daffodil?" Her Mom replies "Because one day when you were a baby a daffodil petal fell on your head." Then her youngest daughter walks up to her and says "Da Da?" Her Mom replies "Its okay Cinderblock."
A little girl walks up to her Mom and says "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" Her mom replies "Because when you were a baby, a single rose petal fell on your head." Another daughter walks up and says "Mom, why did you name me Daffodil?" Her Mom replies "Because one day when you were a baby a daffodil petal fell on your head." Then her youngest daughter walks up to her and says "Da Da?" Her Mom replies "Its okay Cinderblock."
A Poem
A sea serpent saw a big tanker.
He put a hole in the side and he sank 'er.
He swallowed the crew,
in a minute or two...
And then he picked his teeth with the anchor!
A sea serpent saw a big tanker.
He put a hole in the side and he sank 'er.
He swallowed the crew,
in a minute or two...
And then he picked his teeth with the anchor!
Answers:
WHAT'S THE WORD: The base word is Startling - starting - staring - string - sting - sing - sin - in - I
EIGHT COINS: Put 3 coins on each side of scale. If they are even, that means that the fake is one of the 2 coins that are not on the scale. Compare those two to find the fake. If the 6 coins were not even, that means that the lighter side contains the fake. Compare 2 coins from that side to determine the fake.
